Act Five Scene Five
(In the throne room upon Macbeth’s castle)
My good lord, thy scout sights the English battlements upon Birnam wood.
Ha! Troubles me not till they convey with them Birnam wood to high Dunsinane against me!
((A cry within of women)
What is that noise?
It is cry of women, my good lord.
I have almost forgotten the taste of fears. My senses have rendered null by treacherous thought. To hear a night shriek; and my fell of hair rouse a forgotten curse where murmured the voice of ethereal child that whispers shortly after the sitting of the urban play - seven days.
That was just seven days ago sir.
(Enter Doctor with lady Macbeth bleeding from the ears.
Wherefore was that cry?
I bring dread news my lord. Oversaturated with solemn thought, fair lady Macbeth has cleaved her own ears out to block unwelcome murmurs and has become mute.
Tis true my lady?
Ay my lord.
Give her tendings.
(Leave Doctor with lady Macbeth. Enter a Messenger.)
Thou coms’t to use thy tongue; thy story quickly.
Gracious my lord, I should report that which I saw, but know not how to do ‘t.
Well, say, sir.
As I did stand my watch upon the hill, I looked toward Birnam, and anon, methought, the wood began to move.
Liar and slave!
Yes, sorry my lord.
(Enter soldier with English scout.
Here be a blind scout of English blood to map our position.
Blind! What mockery tis is to mirror thy image to that of a frolicking man. Severe his head and toss it back with my regards.
(Blind Scout starts running
Tis a futile haste, recapture him quickly.
(Blind scout runs over a window ledge.
Act Five Scene Six
(Enter, with drums, Malcolm, Old Siward, Macduff, Samara, etc, and army with bows.
Now near enough. How holds your incantation Samara the wicked?
My curse is treacherous, it burdens him deep where he can never hide. Tis mind gives entity to fowl spirits that burden his path with pickles…err I mean prickles. To fear he is flogged and with fear he controls, reluctant souls. I will never stop.
Shall, with my cousin, (to old Siward) your right noble son, head our first battle:
Worthy Macduff and we shall take upon ‘s what else remains to do, according to our order.
Fare you well - Do we but find the tyrant’s power tonight, let us be beaten if we cannot fight.
There lies the cowards den; a wraith of blood and death, who’s treachery and blasphemy renders him waste of breath.
(Young Siward leads the charge and old Siward readies his bow and arrow.
Whis’t though aim with sight’s closed?
Thy bow shall by celestial beings be guided. I need not aim for my arrow flies true.
Siward fires the arrow.
Act Five Scene Seven
((Upon the walls of Macbeth’s Castle with fighting breaking out)
Young Siward appears behind Macbeth.
Die treacherous swine!
(Young Siward is hit in the back by an arrow
(Young Siward falls over the castle walls.
(Macbeth turns around.
What was that?
I don’t know.
Thy blade runs cold of treachery, and all of treachery has burdened my dreams of late. Thy loathe this cruel fate of treacherous treachery. Had I return to time of need to avert this treacherous…Seyton!
Yes my lord?
Get me a thesaurus.
(Exit Seyton and Macbeth.
Alarms. Enter Macduff.
Where’st though hide you craven tyrant. Thous’t blood is for my sword alone, and
Not to suffer in the shadow of my wife and children’s ghosts. I swear by thy honor and valour that though shalt not be slain by any other blade then mine. Let thee fates side by righteousness
Act Five Scene Eight
((Within the walls of the great wall of China. Nah just messin)
Why should I play the Scottish fool who made an obviously stupid mistake to cast mine good fortune for this?
Turn, hell-hound, turn!
Thous’t speak for his own self for the man who’s playfulness has abandoned his own blood.
Seyton! You gave me a dam Websters Thesaurus!
Let thou befall his just untimely demise now!
(A castle watch tower is struck by lightning and falls on Macbeth, a castle wall then
collapses on top of Macbeth, a dozen barrels of T.N.T roll into the debris and explodes.
A meteorite then strikes the spot with vast destruction.
A moment of silent shock.
Macbeth crawls out of the debris.
The fates jest!?
Thy shalt not be slain by you, or any man here of women born!
Despair thy charm; and let the angel whom thou still hast served tell thee, Macduff was from his mother’s womb untimely ripped.
Save thee fowl tongue for mine is virgin!
Oh yeah? Say puck with your fingers in your mouth!
Puck! Aw you tricked me!
Enough words! Die!
(Macduff cuts Macbeth’s throat.
Hirk! Oh my throat has been cut very deeply! And it really hurts! Oh had I not so vastly insulted the lineage of kings! Oh had I not be the villain who represents the
Snake under the flower of a famous medallion that symbolized a famous plot to blow up the king with a one and a half tone of gunpowder found in possession of a group of Catholics.
Macbeth climbs the stairs to the castle wall along with his speech.
Oh how a great line of kings may come to be, and one greatest of all may be named a great name like King James. Oh had I not insulted this man with keen interest in witches who’s vast knowledge and wisdom would not allow such trickery. Oh, hell drags me under, oh!
(Macbeth falls over the castle walls. Thud!
Enter Malcolm, Siward, Rosse, Thanes and Soldiers.
I would the friends we miss were safe arrived.
Your son my lord, has paid a soldiers dept: He only lived but till he was a man; In the unshrinking station where he fought, but like a man he died.
Had he his hurts before?
No, an arrow to his back, with a message tied to it reading, let angels guide this arrow to justice!
Hail, King! For so thou art -
Oh how I wish I had not died in vein and in regret. And in this telling, I don’t suggest any insult to the lineage of Kings, namely King James by allowing the King to fall to my trap, this King is only a fictional character, nothing else.
I thought he was dead?
I’m pretty sure he was -
Oh how I wish I could once again grasp the throne, and with thus granted power invested in me, surprise rich and poor, young and old with delicious cheese burgers.
Soldiers and Thanes
Yes, deliciously made on the spot, cheese burgers with cheese, lettuce, tomatoes, and BBQ fried 100% beef.
Soldiers and Thanes
Tis the true king of Scotland!
WHAT! I am the true and rightful heir of the throne!
But you don’t have burgers.
Hail, King of Scotland, and hereby named the great Burger King!
The King’s pain, is your gain!